What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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