Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
