We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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