fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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