My brain says no but my pants say off.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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