But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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