Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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