he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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