How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
