STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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