so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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