Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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