why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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