come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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