if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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