doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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