Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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