I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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