i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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