His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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