I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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