she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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