On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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