We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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