Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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