I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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