I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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