Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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