the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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