So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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