another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I need to align my fucking chakras
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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