my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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