david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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