There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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