you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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