I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
