Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Non-Jews are for practice
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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