I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize