in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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