I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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