it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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