Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
