so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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