i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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