i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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