if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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