but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
this will be a night to untag.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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