im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
