**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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