the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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