those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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