i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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