one two three fourrrrnication!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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