I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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