1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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