New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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