good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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