I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
